I’ll admit it. I’m a man who requires a weekly manscaping.
In my bathroom lives an army of hair trimmers, tweezers, lotions, and shaving creams. I pluck my unibrow (faint as it may be), trim my chest hair, buzz the back of my neck, and now sometimes even parts of my back. I know most of you may be thinking, “What does this have to do with being a Sexy American Boyfriend?” The answer is EVERYTHING.
It went something like this: you’d call, ask her out for a little fun and romance, she’d happily accept then proceed to get a pedicure, new panties, a blow out. You might shave and even iron your shirt. Both of you would show up looking and smelling good. Everything you said was funny and everything she did was a turn on. And sex? Oh that was in the bag, always a pleasure, never a chore, it was frequent and uncomplicated.